omg what do I do now?

Omfggg what do I do now ... I mean it's good it was cute for half the morning till I realized what he was doing ( video will be later today ) I was trying to clean and catch up around the house today. And he has 3 buttons he now uses by himself. One says treat, outside, and play.... wtf he just kept hitting play outside over and over and over and over I took him out few timesand inside then outside and back inside a few more times..... he did do his " business  🙄 ... alot of nonsense too like running around in the snow like a Crack head in cocaine.... and then I realized that's what that fffkkker did... he didn't get trained from those buttons that mother ffffkkker trained me... I have been hearing them just over and over all day he'll hit treat every now and then and go to the fridge to get a carrot and I agree cause I want him to learn but wtf do I do now. I'm going to add a new one. I just don't know what for it to say. Something not as dramatic 🙄 Why didn't I get a chihuahua 🙄 he just was so chill lol  I mean I might even have to put my crocks into sport mode for this guy ... wtf I don't even do sports this is absurd. Look at this idiot he knows exactly what he did his smirk.. that stance on that button everything about this is my fault 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and he has a bow tie on to top it off ffffkkkk 🤣🤣🤣🤣